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“i’m pregnant and my cervix is not being ubiquitous enough” (9/25/12)
Posted: September 26th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Typographical Better
“i’m pregnant and my cervix is not being ubiquitous enough” (9/25/12)
Posted: September 26th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Typographical Better“what do you say back to people who say whoever denied it supplied it” (5/7/12)
Jeez, do we really have to go over the deal-smell/supply-deny nexus one more time?
Posted: May 8th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Just Shake My Head“what to do when you get scotch bonnett in your eye” (5/5/12)
Here are two different resources, and I would also add that such an occurrence might be as good a time as any to take up a powerful opioid.
Posted: May 6th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You“how many times is the word clamber used in fifty shades of grey” (5/4/12)
The answer is 23, and amazingly, she never once seems to use the word appropriately.
Posted: May 5th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: You've Got Questions We've Got Answers“did anastasia steele ever give a blow job before christian grey” (2) (5/3/12)
The answer is no, as per the E.L. James classic Fifty Shades Of Stupid, but if you really need the citation, see Location 3848 of 149000, where Ms. Steele refers to her “very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle.”
Posted: May 4th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: You've Got Questions We've Got Answers“how mach wather i need for cookin spench” (5/2/12)
I could read this all day and still not figure out how this is supposed to sound phonetically.
Posted: May 3rd, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Like Looking At Clouds“odds of a waiter spitting in your food” (4/27/12)
Posted: April 28th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“fifty shades of grey well if you were mine you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week”
“He runs his hand through his hair, and I know it’s because he’s exasperated.”
Posted: April 25th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Insert Disapproving Cluck Here“is it normal to want to see how big your sons penis iss” (4/19/12)
Posted: April 20th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . ., Insert Disapproving Cluck Here, It Depends On What The Meaning Of The Word "Is" Is“what d you do with the lamb shank after passover seder” (4/10/12)
If you’re anything like my mother, you put it in the freezer for next year because lamb shanks are such a pain to find.
Posted: April 11th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Since You Asked . . .“trenton makes bride” (3/31/12)
Posted: April 2nd, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Typographical Better“how big is a studio apartment that is 250 square feet” (3/29/12)
Posted: March 30th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Just Shake My Head“say what you need to say lyrics” (3/20/12)
OK, by request:
Posted: March 21st, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Warning: This Information Is Not Intended To Constitute Legal AdviceTake on all of your wasted father
Every little best castration
Take off all your so-called Pradas,
Better put ‘em in quotationsSay what you need to say [x8]
Walking with one arm’s heavy
Fighting with the spatchcock in your bed
Living out the same old MoMA
Knowing you’d be better off in stead,
If you could only . . .Say what you need to say [x8]
Have no beer for giving in
Have no thief forgiving over
You’d better know that in the end
Its better to say to Midge
Then never say what you need to say againEven if your nuts are quaking
And your penis is broken
Even as the ice are [closing?]
Do it with a hard wine tokenSay what you need to say [x24]
“laundromats suck” (3/19/12)
Which is part of why it’s probably for the best that you moved back home . . .
Posted: March 20th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“should my carbon monoxide detector be buzzing” (3/18/12)
I can’t imagine our site helped you find your answer; I hope you’re still alive to read this . . .
Posted: March 19th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Just Shake My Head“teachers most annoying customers in restaurants” (3/16/12)
Posted: March 17th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Sorry That's Not My Department“pictures of all woodpeckers in new jersey” (3/15/12)
Impossible!
Posted: March 16th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The Impossible Dream“which nyc bridges walk” (3/14/12)
Posted: March 15th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“big rat captured in brooklyn caroll gardens” (3/13/12)
A tip, or a warning?
Posted: March 14th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Unchecked Rumor“i need a mofoin car” (3/10/12) (2)
Posted: March 11th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“hotel rates catching man jacking off” (3/9/12)
I believe room rates at the Standard start at $295.
Posted: March 10th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!“how to i find a graffiti fame?” (3/8/12)
I think you might be talking about the Graffiti Hall of Fame — that’s at 106th and Park . . .
Posted: March 9th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You“yankee vs white socks tickets” (3/7/12)
I can get you four good seats . . .
Posted: March 8th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Typographical Better“why doesn’t jon steward wear a kippa” (3/6/12)
We already discussed you guys demanding to know why he doesn’t wear a wedding ring — you need to know why he won’t wear a yarmulke now, too? Give the guy a break already . . .
But I should be thankful someone is perseverating on Jon Stewart’s accessories. That means I don’t have to address the other big search referrer term of the day, which was “men sucking young boys cocks” (2). Why you come to our humble site looking up such stuff, I don’t know. Maybe it had to do with this.
Posted: March 7th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You, Perv!“what is bethany beach delaware known for?” (3/5/12) (8)
All-you-can-eat crab and fried chicken, of course!!!!
Posted: March 6th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: You've Got Questions We've Got Answers“shit while you eat but remember not to shit where you eat meaning” (3/4/12)
Posted: March 5th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“what does the shutoff valve under the sink look like?” (3/4/12) (2)
OK, I’ll tell you just this once . . .
Posted: March 5th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“why do people clap when someone drops a dish” (3/2/12)
Other than they’re just being dicks? I don’t know. Is there a Venn diagram with people who clap at restaurants and people who clap on airplanes whereby an intersecting group claps after a pilot loses control of the plane and they’re tumbling into the ocean?
Posted: March 4th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: You've Got Questions We've Got Answers“walrus masturbation” (3/3/12) (2)
I actually know what this is about but it’s funnier just to let it stand as is . . .
Posted: March 4th, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Perv!“jews invented tipping” (3/2/12)
Posted: March 3rd, 2012 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Just Shake My Head