“world trade center transportation hub designed by santiago calatrava do you think this monument represents the events that occurred on 9/11? why or why not? is this what you envisioned to be placed at ground zero? what did you or could you envision if this is not the piece?” (1/30/08)

“found filled condom as a threat in apartment nyc” (1/30/08)
Horrible. Horrible.

“i want a suggardaddie” (1/30/08)
I hear you. The world hears you.

“sex short stay hotel downtown manhattan” (1/30/08)
Do those even exist there anymore?

“he told me that his class voted to take a pair of shoes and a jacket from the richest kid in the class and give them to the poorest kid” (1/29/08)
It’s called “redistributing wealth.” Got a problem with that, fat cat?

“can you show me a map of the erie canal” (1/29/08)
Sure.

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)
But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

“what dealings did mohammad atta have with lowen’s pharmacy?” (1/29/08)
Let’s clear this up: The Brooklyn Paper carelessly repeated this rumor in a story from May 2007 about Lowen’s. Somehow it doesn’t seem to be Google-able anymore. So don’t blame us.

“euclid ave east new york bad neighborhood” (1/29/08)
I didn’t say that . . .

“dont tell your therapist you smoke pot” (1/28/08)
I know, because the sneaky bastard always goes behind your back and rats you out to your wife!