The Bills Were Just Fluttering In The Wind Like So Many Butterfly Ballots

“passersby in west palm beach scooped up thousands of dollars that fell out of the pockets of a woman who committed suicide” (1/22/08)

Yes, it’s true:

A woman jumped from an Interstate 95 overpass on Okeechobee Boulevard Friday afternoon and was killed when a white delivery van hit her, a police spokesman said.

Thousands of dollars fell out of her pockets and sprinkled onto the interstate when the van hit her, witnesses said. Police were able to gather two $100 bills, but the rest was taken by drivers who stopped, witnesses said.

Wait, aren’t the residents of West Palm Beach the same ones responsible for . . . why yes, they are!