“who sued nbc for a trademark violation saying that law & order were copywrited names for his right and left legs” (1/25/08)

Chuck Norris! Though just so you know, it’s a joke:

Action icon Chuck Norris isn’t sure what to make of a hysterical list of “facts” about him making the rounds on the Web. The absurdist send-up, titled “Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts,” lists the butt-kicking B-lister’s imaginary attributes, with particular emphasis on his penchant for delivering roundhouse kicks to the face. Selections include: “Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming ‘Law & Order’ are trademarked names for his left and right legs;” “The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain;” and, “Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.”