“sometimes i wonder if bouncers have a certain quota of people they have to throw out of bars in a given month” (1/28/08)
Because that’s good for business.
“what is weird sweet smell on my husband” (1/28/08)
Lady . . .
“wearing flip flops caught in snowstorm” (1/28/08)
Sucks to be you.
“clinton ass” (1/28/08)
Definitely.
“sexual innuendos for peoples’ names” (1/27/08)
Or something along the lines of “Mike Hunt” or “Anita Blowjob”?
“bridge and tunnel names for girls” (1/27/08)
We’re taking suggestions below . . .
“why we shouldnt pull emrgency cord on subway trains” (1/26/08)
But if you really must know:
The emergency brakes are released when a passenger pulls the dangling cord at either end of the subway car, or when the steel lever attached to the undercarriage of the lead car — called a trip cock — strikes an object [...]
“i have wooden teeth and minimal hair if not registered i live at the bottom of handbags or in the bovine accessories of men what am i?” (1/26/08)
A comb. Next!
“staph infection and pickles” (1/25/08)
I really really wish you hadn’t said anything . . .
