“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)
That’s still not an excuse!

“who sued nbc for a trademark violation saying that law & order were copywrited names for his right and left legs” (1/25/08)
Chuck Norris! Though just so you know, it’s a joke:
Action icon Chuck Norris isn’t sure what to make of a hysterical list of “facts” about him making the rounds on the Web. The absurdist [...]

“how long do strip clubs save surveillance tapes?” (1/25/08)
Wouldn’t your wife/girlfriend like to know?

“does dolph from the simpsons bully people?” (1/24/08)
Yes.

“what is michelle williams boerum hill dean st mailing address” (1/24/08)
If you want to send condolences — though I want to stress that it’s probably weird — I think the full address is here.

“merril lynch guy pooped on bonus” (1/24/08)
Shouldn’t he feel lucky he still has a job?
But here’s the deal — it wasn’t poop; it was shit.

“what the fuck is a hedge fund?” (1/24/08)
A hedge fund is a private investment fund that charges a performance fee and is typically open to only a limited range of qualified investors.
What the fuck that is is another story.

“how much is 250 square feet?” (1/23/08)
Um, about 250 square feet?

“tony hemmelgarn is my son how did he get in this conversation?” (1/23/08)
Lady, how am I supposed to know?

“yo i just stabbed some kid” (1/23/08)
Oh. Real nice. And then you feel the need to brag about it in front of the children . . . you’re a piece of work.