“do tasty cakes have an expiration date” (2/28/08)
No, that’s the point of the “K” . . .

“brooklyn halls rooms for wedding receptions in brooklyn new york city for under $700 dollars that do not require catering” (2/28/08)
How long are you willing to drive? Philadelphia? Some even say it’s the sixth borough . . .

“crack rock she lit crack pipe sizzled pleasure” (2/28/08)
. . . Oh, what a relief it is . . .

“four yuppies take a road trip through a small town where they arrested for speeding and find themselves trapped in a judge’s theme park of deadly rides” (2/27/08)
I’d pitch it as a cross between Psycho and The Big Chill but I wouldn’t hold out much hope.

“this actor was born on july 12 1938 he is most famous for his role as an obstetrician on his tv show which ran from 1984 1992″ (2/26/08)
Who is Bill Cosby? I’ll take Jello Pitchmen for $400, Alex . . .

“saw penis jerking off man sitting subway” (2/26/08)
It’s usually the other way around, no? Regardless, it shouldn’t have happened.

“tell me where 8 coleman square is?” (2/25/08)
No, I refuse. Look it up for yourself.

“need a cheap for a male room to live in queens corona new york” (2/25/08)
Or is it “a male room to live”?

“what percentage of people are fat admirers” (2/24/08)
Methodological note: This group of Americans does not overlap with Oprah fans.

“what can be given to a dog who passes such a horrible gas odor?” (2/24/08)
You mean besides rat poison?