Imagine, People In Philly Actually Cleaning Out The Cupboard!
“do tasty cakes have an expiration date” (2/28/08)
No, that’s the point of the “K” . . .
Posted: February 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .
“do tasty cakes have an expiration date” (2/28/08)
No, that’s the point of the “K” . . .
Posted: February 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“brooklyn halls rooms for wedding receptions in brooklyn new york city for under $700 dollars that do not require catering” (2/28/08)
How long are you willing to drive? Philadelphia? Some even say it’s the sixth borough . . .
Posted: February 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, You Must Be Smoking Crack“crack rock she lit crack pipe sizzled pleasure” (2/28/08)
. . . Oh, what a relief it is . . .
Posted: February 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Insert Disapproving Cluck Here“four yuppies take a road trip through a small town where they arrested for speeding and find themselves trapped in a judge’s theme park of deadly rides” (2/27/08)
I’d pitch it as a cross between Psycho and The Big Chill but I wouldn’t hold out much hope.
Posted: February 28th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Bad Idea“this actor was born on july 12 1938 he is most famous for his role as an obstetrician on his tv show which ran from 1984 1992″ (2/26/08)
Who is Bill Cosby? I’ll take Jello Pitchmen for $400, Alex . . .
Posted: February 27th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Since You Asked . . .“saw penis jerking off man sitting subway” (2/26/08)
It’s usually the other way around, no? Regardless, it shouldn’t have happened.
Posted: February 27th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Insert Disapproving Cluck Here“tell me where 8 coleman square is?” (2/25/08)
No, I refuse. Look it up for yourself.
Posted: February 26th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Sorry That's Not My Department“need a cheap for a male room to live in queens corona new york” (2/25/08)
Or is it “a male room to live”?
Posted: February 26th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Syntactical Nightmare“what percentage of people are fat admirers” (2/24/08)
Methodological note: This group of Americans does not overlap with Oprah fans.
Posted: February 25th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You“what can be given to a dog who passes such a horrible gas odor?” (2/24/08)
You mean besides rat poison?
Posted: February 25th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“a man in nj died from drinking jet fuel and gatorade” (2/24/08)
Plus, it doesn’t taste particularly good.
Posted: February 25th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Bad Idea“sooner or later you’re going to listen to ralph nader” (2/24/08)
But I don’t have to like it.
Posted: February 25th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Turn On The News“bull penis -forum -tube -forums -blogs -india -blog -china -pakistan -singapure -ebay -amazon -sex -xxx -bse -usa -dollar -dollars” (2/23/08)
So by eliminating all the other terms, what did he finally find? (I’ve eaten bull penis once — it was horrible — though I suppose, to be fair, it could have been the preparation.)
Posted: February 24th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You“sexual crotch” (2/23/08)
Which is different than the other kind of crotch, usually associated with decidedly unsexy topics such as “groin pulls”.
Posted: February 24th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For“how many calories in chicken gyro from truck in nyc” (2/21/08)
Don’t ask . . .
Posted: February 22nd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“what to do if we suspect cub scout treasurer stole money last year” (2/19/08)
Glad you asked . . . I prefer the old good cop/bad cop. Perhaps even capped off with something dramatic, perhaps something along the lines of that great scene in L.A. Confidential. In short, twist the knife in that fucker . . . ram those 12 Core Values right up the bastard’s ass.
Posted: February 20th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Since You Asked . . .“how to get noxious smells from plastic rimmed reading glasses??” (2/19/08)
I’m sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not just the desperation of the dual question marks that makes me feel this way . . .
Posted: February 20th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You, Sorry That's Not My Department“nyc condom toronto” (2/17/08)
Posted: February 18th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Leading Economic Indicators“pineapples with the explosive power of a half stick of dynamite” (2/12/08)
(I know, I know . . . it’s a firecracker.)
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Ominous“the real mermaid that was found” (2/12/08)
. . . only shows up in Google searches.
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The Impossible Dream“i worked in inwood country club last year and it was horrible” (2/11/08)
I know — all day it’s planes, planes, planes.
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Search Engine Confessional“when i was 16 i boght my first mersadies benz must have fucked 1000 bitches and they girlfreinds” (2/11/08)
And they said you wouldn’t amount to anything after you dropped out of school at 14!
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Insert Disapproving Cluck Here“russian bikini clad brides looking for mates” (2/11/08)
And those bikinis come in traditional white, I’m guessing . . .
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: The Impossible Dream“punishment for naughty school girls in the old days and being sent to the naughty corner and stand naked in front of everyone and handcuffed and tied their hands and legs to the table” (2/9/08)
Hmm . . . I don’t think it went down exactly like that . . .
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Total Perv!“are the contributions to i35 bridge victims tax deductible” (2/8/08)
And here you thought that Americans weren’t the most charitable people in the world . . .
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“can a dog be electrocuted by urinating on a metal light post” (2/7/08)
Only if ConEd fucks up . . .
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For“what was the percent of italians in the population of staten island before and after the verrazano narrows bridge” (2/7/08)
The theory doesn’t hold, racist — quit googling.
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For“how do you find the tip for a waiter?” (2/7/08)
Dig deep with those grubby little fingers in your lint-filled pocket, cheapskate.
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Not Sure What To Tell You“why is it that a cat that accidentally falls from the top of a 50 story building hits a safety net below no faster than if it fell from the 20th story” (2/6/08)
Still, please don’t try it.
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .“how do you walk over the queensborough bridge?” (2/6/08)
One step at a time . . .
Posted: February 13th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: If You Have To Ask . . .