“a man in nj died from drinking jet fuel and gatorade” (2/24/08)
Plus, it doesn’t taste particularly good.

“sooner or later you’re going to listen to ralph nader” (2/24/08)
But I don’t have to like it.

“bull penis -forum -tube -forums -blogs -india -blog -china -pakistan -singapure -ebay -amazon -sex -xxx -bse -usa -dollar -dollars” (2/23/08)
So by eliminating all the other terms, what did he finally find? (I’ve eaten bull penis once — it was horrible — though I suppose, to be fair, it could have been the preparation.)

“sexual crotch” (2/23/08)
Which is different than the other kind of crotch, usually associated with decidedly unsexy topics such as “groin pulls”.

“how many calories in chicken gyro from truck in nyc” (2/21/08)
Don’t ask . . .

“what to do if we suspect cub scout treasurer stole money last year” (2/19/08)
Glad you asked . . . I prefer the old good cop/bad cop. Perhaps even capped off with something dramatic, perhaps something along the lines of that great scene in L.A. Confidential. In short, twist the knife in that fucker . . [...]

“how to get noxious smells from plastic rimmed reading glasses??” (2/19/08)
I’m sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not just the desperation of the dual question marks that makes me feel this way . . .

“nyc condom toronto” (2/17/08)

“pineapples with the explosive power of a half stick of dynamite” (2/12/08)
(I know, I know . . . it’s a firecracker.)

“the real mermaid that was found” (2/12/08)
. . . only shows up in Google searches.