“how to get to 5th ave and 42st in manhattan?” (3/29/08)
By turning your blog into a book?
Or the 7 train to 5th Avenue/Bryant Park, use the east entrance . . .

“describe something which you find annoying” (3/29/08)
When you don’t get the Saturday paper delivered — the one with all the advance sections from the Sunday paper — and then when you tell the paper that you didn’t get your Saturday paper, they only credit you for the cost of the Saturday paper, not counting all [...]

“gang initiation day bump car” (3/26/08)
“gang initiation bumping car and shooting” (3/26/08)
“gang initiation in nyc of bumping the car in the rear?” (3/26/08)
“bronx gang initiation car bumping” (3/26/08)
“nj gang initiation rear end” (3/26/08)
“gang initiation bump car shoot driver” (3/26/08)
“gang initiation bumps car and then kills victim” (3/26/08)
Gawd, you people are freaking out over really nothing:
Warnings [...]

“how not to get your food spit in” (3/26/08)
. . . you could start by not eating in the dugout . . .

“gang initiation day easter 2008 time square” (3/25/08)
Did it not happen this year? Is the absence of news still news? Or did it still happen this year?

“what are takeru kobayashi’s bowel movements like?” (3/25/08)
Good question! We can only speculate . . .

“tricked out hearses for sale” (3/25/08)
Is this a large market?

“apartments for rent to black people” (3/25/08)
God, I hope you eventually found the right site . . .

“cotton eyed joe meaning” (3/25/08)
For the answer, please return to the Tao Te Ching: “The more you go in search of an answer, the less you will understand.”
Actually, the real meaning is something along the lines of “Dance, Yobbo, Dance, For Mariano Will Close Out The Visiting Team After We Get Up To Bat.”

“search up the ying yang” (3/25/08)
Stay the hell away from my ying yang!