“is times square in manhattan” (3/18/08)
Indeed, it is. Now which one do you think is the money card?

“the dirt on corcoran sunshine marketing group” (3/17/08)
I don’t have it . . . sorry . . . is there something we should know?

“why pickled eggs don’t go bad?” (3/17/08)
Vinegar, acetic acid, kills microbes, etc., etc., vinegar is very versatile, blah, blah, Nigella Lawson ate 30 of them on a bet.

“palmyra flee market bombs” (3/17/08)
They did find WWII-era shells on the site of the Tacony-Palmyra Flea Market, but that doesn’t mean you have to run away . . .

“what your crap says” (3/16/08)
It could be, you know, a “What’s Your Poo Telling You?” kind of thing.
Then again, maybe just they’re accusing you of thinking your shit don’t stink . . .

“what percent oy people are over 7 feet tall” (3/13/08)
Good question. Try here first. Not sure where else to look.

“why is george buliga so annoying?” (3/12/08)
And if I knew who that was, I might be able to help you.

“emperors club vip girls trouble?” (3/12/08)
Dude, where have you been the last couple of days?

“milbank tweed drug test” (3/12/08)
. . . the bad news is you have to cut your hair . . . all of it.

“bring me to taco bell now” (3/11/08)
No. Too pushy. Ask later.