“ladies piddling” (4/29/08)
It still is what it is!

“how to say your pants are on fire in french” (4/28/08)
But I think it’s something along the lines of: “Votre pantalon sont en feu.”
De rien.

“bridge and tunnel crowd fuck you” (4/28/08)
Well. OK then . . .

“konstantin a waiter at the trastevere restaurant in hollywood california” (4/27/08)
What if I told you I had his email?

“significado de shoot the freak!” (4/27/08)
¿Qué quiere decir? Es genial!

“different views of stachu of liberty” (4/26/08)
And if you look closely, you can just make out her Fu Manchu moustache . . .

“is rockaway park queens ghetto?” (4/26/08)
Queens is a box of chocolates, Forrest — you never know what you’re gonna get . . .

“what to do if busser isnt getting fair share from waiter” (4/23/08)
Simple: Have your friends wait outside the restaurant and club him on the knee so he can’t work for a week or two, then suggest to the manager that you fill in for him.

“woman fucking dogs had” (4/22/08)
Goodie, I never get to play Mad Libs anymore! How about:

woman fucking dogs had two mutts to handle!
woman fucking dogs had a “ruff” time!
woman fucking dogs had [insert your own here]!

“i want to do rude stuff with or to your bottom” (4/22/08)
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.