“i will jump in a garbage truck diapers” (4/22/08)
Hells yeah you will!

“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)
There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .

“did george steinbrenner insult pope benedict ?” (4/21/08)
Depends on what your definition of an insult is . . . there was this:
Pope Benedict XVI’s three days in New York pose logistical challenges beyond making sure that he’s safe.
Among other things, organizers had to widen some footpaths for the popemobile, figure out how to distribute [...]

“suck on my pen” (4/15/08)
Quill or ballpoint? And why would you want that?

“song you sing to prove your not drunk” (4/14/08)
. . . because it’s a trick question!

“bisexuals exist” (4/13/08)
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say . . .

“what is the most important bridge” (4/9/08)
Whichever one you’re on!

“how do i submit menus to bridge and tunnel club” (4/9/08)
Googling the answer won’t do it . . . but since you asked, we only put menus up from places we’ve actually eaten at . . . but email us to tell us where you are — maybe we’ll visit!

“what percentage of americans make 200000″ (4/9/08)
About 2.67 percent.

“earth can’t win the game but it must not lose” (4/8/08)
I think you mean “nature,” as in Jung’s quote, “Nature must not win the game, but she cannot lose.” But the earth needs to be slapped down a little, I agree.