“why does black stuff come out of my pores in the sauna?” (4/8/08)
Ew . . . please . . . not here!

“beat the mets beat the mets step right up and” (4/8/08)
Poor Mets, losing the last ever home opener at Shea . . .

“i m desperate and lonely” (4/8/08)
Aw . . . boo hoo . . .

“how to lead a passover seder” (4/7/08)
Oh, man — if you don’t know by know . . .

“chop shop insurance director of security at a city hospital” (4/7/08)
I like it . . . a director of security at a city hospital conspires with doctors to have their cars stolen for insurance money . . . get back to me with a treatment!

“environmentalist sex blog” (4/5/08)
It takes all, all kinds . . .

“central park mal” (4/4/08)
Oy, all those silly roller bladers . . .

“robert de niro cameo law and order episode” (4/4/08)
Juicy tip?

“who jumped of the triboro bridge yesterday on queens side” (4/2/08)
Wasn’t me . . . anyone?

“landlord won’t clean trash in back yard what can i do corona california” (4/2/08)
Withhold sex from her? Just brainstorming here . . .