“is the high picth mosqutio noise on a phone illeagle in school” (4/2/08)
First things first — learn to spell, then figure out how to take advantage of your teacher’s diminishing hearing.

“did john bowne hs have a criminal record?” (4/1/08)
I didn’t know a whole high school could have a criminal record . . .

“how to make martini on the rock” (4/1/08)
Not difficult. First, fill a cocktail shaker with ice — easy. Then, a little trickier, anywhere from a splash of dry vermouth to a 1:8 ratio of vermouth and gin or, if you prefer, vodka. If vodka, feel free to shake vigorously. If gin, you should really stir [...]