“bed bugs in dredlocks” (5/28/08)
. . . there’s your answer.

“when tipping in a restaurant does one include the cost of the bottle of wine?” (5/28/08)
“is 15% tip average to give a waiter for his services” (5/28/08)
All of which leads to:
“how much earn waiter in usa (5/28/08)
Answer: Not much if you consider what the top two douchebags are asking.

“can dan smith teach you guitar?” (5/28/08)
Dude, it’s not a matter of “can,” Dan Smith WILL teach you guitar.

“what is a tunnel?” (5/27/08)
Get the hell out of here.

“why are new york subway stations so dirty” (5/27/08)
I don’t know. Let’s ask our friends in D.C.:
This City Room reporter was riding on the Metrorail system in Washington this week when she spotted a poster with a large rat glaring down on her, with the ominous headline, “You gonna eat that?”
This text followed: “Unlike some [...]

“jew man sneaker simpson street bronx” (5/27/08)
Oh, of course, the Jew Man:
The thing that was interesting about shopping for sneakers in the Bronx during my teen years was that we used to take the train all the way from the tip of the North East section of the Bronx to Simpson St. and Freeman St. [...]

“how to pickpocket at school” (5/26/08)
And for added effectiveness, why not try the special ed kids first?

“blank map of the burrows of new york” (5/22/08)
There are more than five, I’m guessing.

“bakery penis cookies” (5/22/08)

“douche bags from ny” (5/21/08)
Let’s see . . . yup — the Mets played at Atlanta yesterday.