Entries from May 2008

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Annoying Like Your Roommate Forgetting To Buy Toilet Paper Or Annoying Like Genocide?

“what is the most annoying thing that someone could do to you?” (5/7/08)
Repeatedly ask the same dumb question! Next!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

You Mean Besides Stealing Mine And Cleaning Out Your Ears With It?

“what irritating thing can you do with a pen” (5/6/08)
How about write the lyrics to “December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)”?

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

Where Jack Bauer Hangs In His Downtime

“son of a bitch club” (5/5/08)
You don’t by any chance mean S.O.B’s, do you? That’s as in “Sounds of Brazil” . . .

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

A Sensational Pass!

“marv albert threesom with a guy?” (5/5/08)
Uh . . . I’m good, thanks. Maybe some other time.

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Ack! Again!

“medical reason for urine to smell fishy” (5/4/08)
I see this is important. Please disregard my earlier post and let me be clearer in pointing you in the right direction . . .

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Thanks, Now I Will Have “Cystitis” Stuck In My Head All Day

“fishy urine” (5/4/08)
Ew. Double ew.

Monday, May 5th, 2008

For Leading Economic Indicators, Czech Sex

“czech sex morale” (5/4/08)
If I were to guess, low in the waning days of communism, then a spike after 1989, with numbers flattening since.

Monday, May 5th, 2008

As Gas Prices Go Through The Roof . . .

“is it possible to walk the east side of manhattan?” (5/4/08)
Thanks to sidewalks, generously provided by the city, this is in fact possible.

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Makes Moot The Old Adage About Always Wearing Clean Underwear

“do you crap your pants after o before you have a heart attack?” (5/4/08)
It of course depends on how badly your heart has been broken.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

As The Great Howard Jones Once Sang, “Things Can Only Get Better”

“what comes out of pores when meth detox purple” (5/2/08)
Ew . . . sucks to be you . . .