Thursday, June 19th, 2008

The Official Charge, As I Understand It, Is “Harshing Garrison Keillor’s Mellow”

“what are you charged with when caught doing graffitti in minneapolis” (6/18/08)

Punishable by five to ten years of Prairie Home Companion reruns. You will never look at a Bebop-A-Reebop Rhubarb Pie the same way, sucker.

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