Provocative!

“bruckner bar and grill the mob” (8/27/08)

Scary! Oh, but wait:

“bruckner bar and grill mob movie” (8/27/08)

Nevermind . . .

Big Deal — I Swallow People’s Food

“i spit in peoples food” (8/26/08)

Nice. Assmunch.

What’s Goot Got To Do With It?

“a black singer who goot eat from her husband and left him and kept his last name” (8/21/08)

No, not Goot! I knew he was getting too big for his britches . . .

18 To Enter, 21 To Drink

“how old do you have to be to get into the bridge and tunnel club?” (8/4/08)

We’re an all-ages venue, silly!

Ken Pringle, You Dick

the spat ended the way most fights with si girls do (8/1/08)

With a torn earlobe, I’m guessing?

Then There’s The Obvious . . .

“10 things i never want to here from a waiter” (8/1/08)

OK, here goes:

1) “It’s storming and your bedroom window is open.”

2) “My name is Steve and I have a communicable disease.”

3) “Allow me to prove to you that Miranda July’s 2005 film Me and You and Everyone We Know is worth all the fuss.”

4) The Spice Girls’ 1996 hit “Wannabe,” especially that crazy-making “zigazig ha” portion of the chorus.

5) A defense of skinny ties.

6) Apologies for Neil LaBute’s oeuvre.

7) The phrase “Moist panties.”

8 ) Whining or whimpering.

9) Another cover of CCR’s “Have You Ever Seen The Rain?”

10) “Excuse me sir, but your date is passed out in the restroom.”