Lower Head, Close Eyes, Massage Temples, Shake Head . . . Repeat Until This Image Leaves Your Mental Space

“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08)

If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .

When “Feed” Means “Alpo” . . .

“fucking dog blogs” (10/19/08)

I agree — who cares what dogs think?

Learning Curve: Steep

“i’m opening a restaurant and need to know what percentages to use for tip out” (10/15/08)

Next time please add the address so I know not to eat there for, I don’t know, at least six years.

On A Related Note, May Is Skin Cancer Detection and Prevention Month

“naked women at gantry state park” (10/15/08)

You’re experiencing an urban mirage; the sight of women in bikinis and men in Brazilian sungas at city parks begs a doubletake — but rest assured that they are not actually naked, only weird for enjoying the park in a swimsuit.

Teh Pwned!

“vridge and tunnel” (10/15/08)

Gimme Dat Nuts 4 Nuts

“nuts 4 nut” (10/14/08)

There’s something dirty about this, though I can’t quite put my finger on it.

A Blog For Everything . . . Everything

“petty crimes blog” (10/14/08)

Try:

publicnuisance.blogspot.com
disturbingthepeace.tumblr.com
misdemeanor.wordpress.org

Syntax, People!

“jamaican fuck dog in” (10/14/08)

Meaning . . . what?

I Have An Idea To Pitch!!

“is arthur miller still alive??” (10/5/08)

No, you’re about three-and-a-half years too late!!

Frankly, I Don’t Believe This Exists

“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08)

And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.

Oh No, The Return Of The Infrastructure Fetishists!

“fucking on top of a bridge” (10/1/08)

And civil engineers do it with an erection!

And for further reference, more “[Blanks] do it with . . .” constructions than you would ever, ever, ever in a million years want to see at your local Spencer’s.