“pictures of naked children moving bowel along the riverbank” (10/19/08) If Pierre-Auguste Renoir collaborated on Quest For Fire, this might be excusable . . . but even then . . .

“fucking dog blogs” (10/19/08) I agree — who cares what dogs think?

“i’m opening a restaurant and need to know what percentages to use for tip out” (10/15/08) Next time please add the address so I know not to eat there for, I don’t know, at least six years.

“naked women at gantry state park” (10/15/08) You’re experiencing an urban mirage; the sight of women in bikinis and men in Brazilian sungas at city parks begs a doubletake — but rest assured that they are not actually naked, only weird for enjoying the park in a swimsuit.

“vridge and tunnel” (10/15/08)

“nuts 4 nut” (10/14/08) There’s something dirty about this, though I can’t quite put my finger on it.

“petty crimes blog” (10/14/08) Try: publicnuisance.blogspot.com disturbingthepeace.tumblr.com misdemeanor.wordpress.org

“jamaican fuck dog in” (10/14/08) Meaning . . . what?

“is arthur miller still alive??” (10/5/08) No, you’re about three-and-a-half years too late!!

“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08) And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.