“just kid sex” (11/20/08) [Shakes head; chin falls to chest]

“jumping off the george washington bridge” (11/20/08) Don’t do it!

“a house in the hamptons but happiness does not seem to be on the menu so smoke up and seal the deal with blair because you’re” (11/18/08) Really . . . really?

“why are we confident that tunnels stadiums and skyscrapers aren’t going to fall on us” (11/17/08) Actually, I didn’t know we were that confident . . .

“craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst sex call girls” (11/17/08) Not to be too much of a buttinsky here, but “sex” and “call girls” are duplicative — after all, do call girls do anything but have sex? — you might want to modify the search to get more and/or better results. “craigslist.com new york queen elmhurst [...]

“did mallomars get smaller?” (11/16/08) Seems so. Thanks for bringing it to our attention. *It’s one thing to make your packaging smaller but quite another to brag about “an exciting new package” . . . grrr!

“how to nail the bartender interview” (11/16/08) Not gonna happen, dude; quit fantasizing . . .

“things you want a restaurant server to bring to your dining experience” (11/11/08) First and foremost, your meal. After that, let’s talk.

“clubbing douchebags” (11/9/08) Or perhaps you meant something different?

“masturbation club blogs” (11/6/08) Sample post . . . oh never mind . . .