Advice? You’ve Come To The Right Place!

“i slept with him on the first date now what do i do?” (12/14/08)

In order of preference:

• Surely don’t beat yourself up — giving a young man sex on the first date is a very generous thing to do, especially during the holiday season and especially during this fraught economic climate
• Call him up — you should have done this before Sunday Night Football, but at any rate, do it today! — for a second date
• Marry him . . . duh!