Like Justice Stewart’s Definition Of Obscenity . . .

“what is a loud bridge and tunnel chick?” (1/31/09)

. . . you know it when you see it.

Less Question Than Statement

“what does the borough president do” (1/31/09)

[Insert tired joke here]

What Do You Mean “Is Your Mother Jewish?” . . . Racialist Moron . . .

“noel biderman a jew?” (1/30/09)

“roger barnett billionaire jewish” (1/30/09)

“randy levine jew” (1/31/09)

Three and it’s a trend. Ah, the cesspool that is the web . . .

Props For Trying!

“how can talk a waiter with his customer in english” (1/30/09)

As long as you get our take-out order right, we don’t really have to talk at all . . .

In My Fantasy World, A Lazy Novelist Scours The Web For Colorful Details

“which school on staten island do italian girls go to?” (1/30/09)

But that’s probably not the case here.

I Guess That Explains The Phone Toss

“russell crowe steroids” (1/30/09)

‘Roid Rage? Unfortunately there’s no web-based evidence to back this theory.