Entries from February 2009

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Like Justice Stewart’s Definition Of Obscenity . . .

“what is a loud bridge and tunnel chick?” (1/31/09) . . . you know it when you see it.

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Less Question Than Statement

“what does the borough president do” (1/31/09) [Insert tired joke here]

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

What Do You Mean “Is Your Mother Jewish?” . . . Racialist Moron . . .

“noel biderman a jew?” (1/30/09) “roger barnett billionaire jewish” (1/30/09) “randy levine jew” (1/31/09) Three and it’s a trend. Ah, the cesspool that is the web . . .

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Props For Trying!

“how can talk a waiter with his customer in english” (1/30/09) As long as you get our take-out order right, we don’t really have to talk at all . . .

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

In My Fantasy World, A Lazy Novelist Scours The Web For Colorful Details

“which school on staten island do italian girls go to?” (1/30/09) But that’s probably not the case here.

Sunday, February 1st, 2009

I Guess That Explains The Phone Toss

“russell crowe steroids” (1/30/09) ‘Roid Rage? Unfortunately there’s no web-based evidence to back this theory.