“does mermaids exist?” (3/30/09) Yes, it’s there — at 270 Lake Street in Reno. At least four Yelp users highly recommend it.

“vidos.of.making.sue.your.pants.are.clean.you.tube” (3/30/09) Is.separating.search.terms.with.periods.some.kind.of.new.search.method.or.something? If.so.what.are.the.benefits?

“i’m an artistic hipster college grad should i move to williamsburg or montreal?” (3/26/09) Magic 8-Ball says “Outlook not so good.”

“sniff foot party” (3/26/09) Is it my Nancy Sinatra album? Is it the odor eaters in my desert boots?

“celebrity ankles” (3/25/09) There is a fetish — and a fetish website — for everything.

“drinks needed to know to bartend an older crowd” (3/23/09) Two words for you: Wine. Spritzer.

“gang initiations at east coast walmart chain stores” (3/19/09) It’s just a hoax, man!

“is there a sack in the turkey you have to pull out?” (3/18/09) Yes . . . now please find it!

Gotta love that corned beef . . . (all 3/16/09) “boiling corned beef” (11) “corned beef side dishes” (7) “side dishes for corned beef” (3) “corn beef side dishes” (2) “corn beef and side dishes” (2) “pre seasoned corned beef” (2) “sides for corned beef” (2) “corned beef” (2) “boiling a corned beef” “side dishes [...]