“we both have fucked up pasts lyrics” (4/24/09) But unless you go for “Thong Song” most people won’t listen to the lyrics, so choose at your heart’s content.
“is corn beef pork” (4/22/09) Because the Google is a safe environment in which there are no stupid questions, I will tell you — with neither snark nor scorn — that, no, corned beef is not pork. It is beef, specifically brisket.
“empire state building height in mm and in yards” (4/21/09) Something tells me this will either be A) good to know, for some reason or B) helpful for lazy math students. So here goes. According to Wikipedia, the Empire State Building is 1453 feet and 8 9/16 inches tall. 1453 feet is 442,874.4 millimeters and [...]
“big boobs in astoria ny” (4/21/09) . . . but Queens has charms of its own.
“puplic woman bathroom in subway station she shit fast” (3 times; 4/21/09) Wouldn’t you do it quickly if you were in a subway station bathroom?
“the new yankee stadium sucks” (4/15/09) Sorry to hear that . . . and to think they haven’t even opened it yet!
“what is ramon estevez doing now?” (4/13/09) Let’s see . . . I don’t think he’s a manager at Best Buy. Filmwise, looks like not much. Ramon, tell your agent to call us and fill us in and we’ll pass along the info.
“www.fuck latke.pk” (4/13/09) I don’t know what it means, and it could go in a lot of different directions that I’m not sure I want it to go, but you’ve got my attention . . .
“how to find out if my neighbor is a pervert lacey township nj” (4/8/09) You want to see something funny? Googling “know your neighbors” (with or without quotes) takes you to the Family Watchdog website, a “national sex offender registry” not associated with the government.
“can you bake with flour for seder?” (4/6/09) You’re kidding, right? But since there are of course no stupid questions at SROTD, see here.
