“As Long As You Don’t Charge For It”

“is it legal to swipe in a friend after waiting 18 minutes unlimited metrocard” (6/9/09)

Yes! This is important to understand, and was explained in a recent Times article:

Selling a swipe on a MetroCard is illegal and can get you arrested. Bending a MetroCard’s magnetic strip to fool the turnstile into letting you through is also a form of theft.

But letting a friend or a relative use your unlimited-ride MetroCard when you are not using it is perfectly legal, as long as you don’t charge for it, said Paul J. Fleuranges, an authority spokesman. (The card allows only one entry every 18 minutes.)

Mr. Fleuranges said it is also legal to help out a stranger who asks you, as a favor, to swipe him through a turnstile free as you are leaving a subway station — although it certainly deprives New York City Transit of a fare.

For Taslima, Whenever I May Find Her

“sexy bangladeshi girl in astoria queens new york” (3; 6/3/09)
“bangladeshi sexy girl in astoria queens new york” (6/3/09)

I’m sure she’s out there, my friend . . .

Here’s A Hint: It’s Not What Orlando’s Dwight Howard Had In The Magic’s Deciding Game 6 Win Over Cleveland

“your friend asks the waiter for a double double you are confused but the waiter knows what your friend wants what is a double double?” (6/1/09)

Were you by any chance dining at an In-N-Out?

Remind Me To Hit The Long John Silver Before We Show Up For Dinner

“is tilapia supposed to smell fishy” (5/31/09)

No, but TILAPIA EAT POOP!