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Sounds About As Riveting As The War And Peace Audiobook I Still Have Yet To Upload

Scott — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 13:05:33 +0000

“power broker robert moses robert caro audiobook” (3/21/11)

When Is It OK To Hit On The Help?

Scott — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:09:30 +0000

“leave your email address for the waiter” (7/22/08)

Unless he’s working on the Obama campaign in his spare time, inadvisable.

Who Do You Think You Are, Pablo Escobar?

Scott — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:11:22 +0000

“how do you build a homemade indoor pistol range” (7/10/08)

First step, keep it way far away from the boiler . . .

Perhaps You Thought New Yorkers Were Stylish?

Scott — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:01:27 +0000

“limited edition yankees crocs” (6/26/08)

They’ll look great sitting in the closet next to my Mets Uggs.

Don’t Forget Your EZ-Ass

Scott — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:37:41 +0000

“sex whitestone bridge” (6/10/08)

Is there a worse bridge to have sex on? I can’t think of one.

Right Up The Ol’ Inkwell

Scott — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:22:25 +0000

“pen in ass” (6/7/08)

There are so many wonderful things human culture has given us, why stop there?

I Think You’re Barking Up The Wrong Tree Here . . .

Scott — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:22:18 +0000

“song you sing to prove your not drunk” (4/14/08)

. . . because it’s a trick question!

How Should I Know? Ask “Kristen”!

Scott — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:15:25 +0000

“elliot spitzer shirtless” (3/11/08)

Ew! Why?

Keep The U.S. Out Of My Condiments!

Scott — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:43:00 +0000

“laws governing the production and sale of hot sauce in nyc” (3/8/08)

Fortunately, not yet — as far as we know!

Cock Your Kilt — Angles Are Attitudes

Scott — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:17:23 +0000

“i am getting married in scotland and want a sinatra style band” (3/1/08)

[Takes long swig from glass] “You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady . . .”

Film Pitch As Search Referrer Spam

Scott — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:47:40 +0000

“four yuppies take a road trip through a small town where they arrested for speeding and find themselves trapped in a judge’s theme park of deadly rides” (2/27/08)

I’d pitch it as a cross between Psycho and The Big Chill but I wouldn’t hold out much hope.

The Wrong Kind Of Energy Drink

Scott — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:12:55 +0000

“a man in nj died from drinking jet fuel and gatorade” (2/24/08)

Plus, it doesn’t taste particularly good.

Run Screaming Into Traffic And Hope Death Comes Quickly

Scott — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:49:37 +0000

“what to do if you get scotch bonnet in your eyes?” (2/4/08)

Actually, just calmly remove them, soak them in milk overnight and scrub out the inside of the eyelids to remove remaining capsaicin.

Who Let The Blogs Out?

Scott — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:17:41 +0000

“dog fucking blogs” (2/2/08)

Three of the most annoying people combined into one: dog lovers, zoophiles and the self-obsessed.

It Doesn’t Cancel The Prediction If The Groundhog Is Hungover

Scott — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:47:31 +0000

“road trip alcohol groundhog day punxsutawney” (2/1/08)

And for the love of Phil, please don’t drink and drive!

Unless It Suddenly Snowed In Honolulu, Didn’t You Listen To What Your Mother Told You About Proper Footwear?

Scott — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:21:14 +0000

“wearing flip flops caught in snowstorm” (1/28/08)

Sucks to be you.

Keep Joe Francis Way The Hell Away From Estonia

Scott — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:46:13 +0000

“baltic area young girls in wildest fuck scenes shown” (1/19/08)

Oh no, it’s Baltic Girls Gone Wild!!

And Can You Recommend Something For My Devil’s Dandruff?

Scott — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:37:39 +0000

“hair stylist free crack” (1/19/08)

But do you really want your stylist doing crack?

Things That Should Never, Ever Be Photographed Include . . .

Scott — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:01:38 +0000

“seafood knish photo” (1/16/08)

That sounds horrible. Horrible!

For The Last Time — Unless You Want To Continue To Look Like Kenny Loggins, You Should Really Shave It

Scott — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:23:35 +0000

“hipster beard” (1/12/08)

“Hipster”-anything is awful, but “hipster beard” is becoming a daily search referrer annoyance that must stop.