Practice Saying It Now So You Won’t Sound Like Such A Slacker When You Reveal It To Her Later . . .

“i like to smoke pot” (7/22/08)

I can tell!

The Season Of The Bachelorette Party Is Nigh

“bakery penis cookies” (5/22/08)

Yes, Losers Use Drugs, But Even Bigger Losers Google Where To Find Them

“where buy cocaine queens new york” (5/19/08)

What do you think — savvy by omitting Boolean operators or just high?

The Good News Is You Got That Big Summer Associate Placement . . .

“milbank tweed drug test” (3/12/08)

. . . the bad news is you have to cut your hair . . . all of it.

Anything Else I Can Do For You?

“bring me to taco bell now” (3/11/08)

No. Too pushy. Ask later.

Donovan Knows His Way Around The Internet!

“marijuana makes me sing fucked up songs” (3/3/08)

What? I Can’t Hear You; I Have A Fatty Spliff In My Ear!

“can you sniff weed through your ears” (1/15/08)

Oh man, more Bake n’ Google . . .

Ah, The Old Bake N’ Knish

“yonah schimmel marijuana” (1/12/08)

When LES hipsters get the munchies . . . watch out!

The Lower East Side Is More Bumpin’ Than Ever

“guss pickles nightclub nyc” (1/10/08)

That’s, of course, where they do the pickle dance.

If You’re Talking About Cedric The Entertainer Then I Agree

“entertainers such as actors singers and comedians contribute as much to society as professionals as doctors engineerings and teahers” (1/9/08)

Which is precisely why you can’t spell today.

Does It Look Like I Know This Kind Of Stuff?

“whats price per pound of marijuana in mendocino county if your buy major quantity” (1/8/08)

A big day for those in the market to buy some pot . . .

Bake N’ Google

“bayside the walking wounded bird perched on marijuana branch” (1/8/08)

Because that’s how we roll in Bayside . . .