“bridge and tunnel crowd fuck you” (4/28/08)
Well. OK then . . .

“bisexuals exist” (4/13/08)
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say . . .

“canadian billboards are great !!!” (3/7/08)
Since when?

“i can’t believ they’re drinking jack daniels and coke with no ice on a bridge” (3/5/08)
What’s the issue? I mean, if the bridge has no ice . . .

“i want a suggardaddie” (1/30/08)
I hear you. The world hears you.

“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)
That’s still not an excuse!

“black men are running after you nonblack woman like it is the superbowl everybody else in america is surpassing you” (1/22/08)
Oh please, Tom Brady is overrated anyway.

“where are you adrian” (1/18/08)
I don’t know — I seem to have misplaced my Adrian locator . . .

“eggie stop fucking snitching baltimore” (1/18/08)
Eggie, if Baltimore is anything like The Wire, you should do what they say.

“53rd and lexington street station sucks” (1/17/08)
Yes, and it smells funny (scroll to bottom of page).