Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
Fine, I Won’t
“dont hire marty garins” (1/26/09)
Any context? No? OK . . .
“dont hire marty garins” (1/26/09)
Any context? No? OK . . .
“do not want to have a big birthday people annoying me” (1/22/09)
. . . but one day that crazy old bat will probably snap.
“who invented work?” (11/22/08)
Pol Pot. Adolf Hitler. Benjamin Franklin.
Work has a thousand fathers.
“why are we confident that tunnels stadiums and skyscrapers aren’t going to fall on us” (11/17/08)
Actually, I didn’t know we were that confident . . .
“why did i go to law school” (6/11/08)
What, you mean it wasn’t to hone your “find and replace” word processing skills for seven years until you don’t make partner?
“bridge and tunnel crowd fuck you” (4/28/08)
Well. OK then . . .
“bisexuals exist” (4/13/08)
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say . . .
“canadian billboards are great !!!” (3/7/08)
Since when?
“i can’t believ they’re drinking jack daniels and coke with no ice on a bridge” (3/5/08)
What’s the issue? I mean, if the bridge has no ice . . .
“i want a suggardaddie” (1/30/08)
I hear you. The world hears you.