“don’t ask me what it’s at the bottom of” (3/11/11)
If you were curious, if you Google this query, we are number four behind these topics:
“dont hire marty garins” (1/26/09)
Any context? No? OK . . .
Posted: January 27th, 2009 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“do not want to have a big birthday people annoying me” (1/22/09)
. . . but one day that crazy old bat will probably snap.
Posted: January 23rd, 2009 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“who invented work?” (11/22/08)
Pol Pot. Adolf Hitler. Benjamin Franklin.
Work has a thousand fathers.
Posted: November 24th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, I Can Hear You . . . The Rest Of The World Hears You“why are we confident that tunnels stadiums and skyscrapers aren’t going to fall on us” (11/17/08)
Actually, I didn’t know we were that confident . . .
Posted: November 18th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“why did i go to law school” (6/11/08)
What, you mean it wasn’t to hone your “find and replace” word processing skills for seven years until you don’t make partner?
Posted: June 12th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, Search Engine Confessional, Why Is A Crooked Letter“bridge and tunnel crowd fuck you” (4/28/08)
Well. OK then . . .
Posted: April 29th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“bisexuals exist” (4/13/08)
Yeah, yeah, whatever you say . . .
Posted: April 14th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“canadian billboards are great !!!” (3/7/08)
Since when?
Posted: March 8th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, The Baby Cries "Dada"“i can’t believ they’re drinking jack daniels and coke with no ice on a bridge” (3/5/08)
What’s the issue? I mean, if the bridge has no ice . . .
Posted: March 6th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“i want a suggardaddie” (1/30/08)
I hear you. The world hears you.
Posted: January 31st, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Concur, Crying Out In The Wilderness, I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)
That’s still not an excuse!
Posted: January 27th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, We Are Happy Not To Serve You“black men are running after you nonblack woman like it is the superbowl everybody else in america is surpassing you” (1/22/08)
Oh please, Tom Brady is overrated anyway.
Posted: January 23rd, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, Sorry That's Not My Department, The Baby Cries "Dada"“where are you adrian” (1/18/08)
I don’t know — I seem to have misplaced my Adrian locator . . .
Posted: January 19th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness, I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For“eggie stop fucking snitching baltimore” (1/18/08)
Eggie, if Baltimore is anything like The Wire, you should do what they say.
Posted: January 19th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“53rd and lexington street station sucks” (1/17/08)
Yes, and it smells funny (scroll to bottom of page).
Posted: January 18th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“jeb corliss is ridiculous to sue the empire” (1/17/08)
That’s “empire” as in “Empire State Building.” And I totally agree!
Posted: January 18th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness“if i lived in new york i would have a bulletproof vest and a beretta locked up in my apartment because bad guys will eventually come in that is inevitable” (1/13/08)
We keep our Beretta stored safely in the dresser (unlocked), but yes, definitely . . .
Posted: January 14th, 2008 | Author: Scott | Filed under: Crying Out In The Wilderness