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I Didn’t, And I Won’t

Scott — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 13:22:00 +0000

“don’t ask me what it’s at the bottom of” (3/11/11)

If you were curious, if you Google this query, we are number four behind these topics:

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Fine, I Won’t

Scott — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:41:36 +0000

“dont hire marty garins” (1/26/09)

Any context? No? OK . . .

Grandma Says This Every Year And We Never Pay Attention To It . . .

Scott — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:23:17 +0000

“do not want to have a big birthday people annoying me” (1/22/09)

. . . but one day that crazy old bat will probably snap.

Ah, Yes, That Guy — He Was Hanged To Death On Big Rock Candy Mountain Some Time Ago

Scott — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:01:27 +0000

“who invented work?” (11/22/08)

Pol Pot. Adolf Hitler. Benjamin Franklin.

Work has a thousand fathers.

Um, For One, There Was That Whole “Election For Change” . . .

Scott — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:14:45 +0000

“why are we confident that tunnels stadiums and skyscrapers aren’t going to fall on us” (11/17/08)

Actually, I didn’t know we were that confident . . .

Perry Mason, Atticus Finch . . . And You Staring At A Computer

Scott — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:49:23 +0000

“why did i go to law school” (6/11/08)

What, you mean it wasn’t to hone your “find and replace” word processing skills for seven years until you don’t make partner?

Yes, Congestion Pricing Failed . . . Now What?

Scott — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:13:33 +0000

“bridge and tunnel crowd fuck you” (4/28/08)

Well. OK then . . .

Bi Now . . .

Scott — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:38:32 +0000

“bisexuals exist” (4/13/08)

Yeah, yeah, whatever you say . . .

But In Canada They’re Just Called “Billboards”

Scott — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:44:30 +0000

“canadian billboards are great !!!” (3/7/08)

Since when?

MADD’s Next Campaign To Feature Dangers Of Drinking And Standing On Bridges

Scott — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:54:41 +0000

“i can’t believ they’re drinking jack daniels and coke with no ice on a bridge” (3/5/08)

What’s the issue? I mean, if the bridge has no ice . . .

You Don’t Mean The Candy, Right?

Scott — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:17:50 +0000

“i want a suggardaddie” (1/30/08)

I hear you. The world hears you.

Search Engine As Leading Economic Indicator

Scott — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:11:35 +0000

“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08)

That’s still not an excuse!

February 3rd, Baby — We’re Coming For Your Woman!

Scott — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 15:25:07 +0000

“black men are running after you nonblack woman like it is the superbowl everybody else in america is surpassing you” (1/22/08)

Oh please, Tom Brady is overrated anyway.

Yo!

Scott — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:49:54 +0000

“where are you adrian” (1/18/08)

I don’t know — I seem to have misplaced my Adrian locator . . .

Please, Eggie, Please . . .

Scott — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:31:22 +0000

“eggie stop fucking snitching baltimore” (1/18/08)

Eggie, if Baltimore is anything like The Wire, you should do what they say.

For Reasons Including But Not Limited To Those Escalators, The Rigid Gate-Guided Transfer And The Worst Subway Preacher Of All Time . . .

Scott — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:52:11 +0000

“53rd and lexington street station sucks” (1/17/08)

Yes, and it smells funny (scroll to bottom of page).

Google Outrage

Scott — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:40:24 +0000

“jeb corliss is ridiculous to sue the empire” (1/17/08)

That’s “empire” as in “Empire State Building.” And I totally agree!

Snake Plissken, It’s 1997 Again!

Scott — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:02:48 +0000

“if i lived in new york i would have a bulletproof vest and a beretta locked up in my apartment because bad guys will eventually come in that is inevitable” (1/13/08)

We keep our Beretta stored safely in the dresser (unlocked), but yes, definitely . . .