“we have to raise our prices unfortunately” (1/25/08) That’s still not an excuse!

“black men are running after you nonblack woman like it is the superbowl everybody else in america is surpassing you” (1/22/08) Oh please, Tom Brady is overrated anyway.

“where are you adrian” (1/18/08) I don’t know — I seem to have misplaced my Adrian locator . . .

“eggie stop fucking snitching baltimore” (1/18/08) Eggie, if Baltimore is anything like The Wire, you should do what they say.

“53rd and lexington street station sucks” (1/17/08) Yes, and it smells funny (scroll to bottom of page).

“jeb corliss is ridiculous to sue the empire” (1/17/08) That’s “empire” as in “Empire State Building.” And I totally agree!

“if i lived in new york i would have a bulletproof vest and a beretta locked up in my apartment because bad guys will eventually come in that is inevitable” (1/13/08) We keep our Beretta stored safely in the dresser (unlocked), but yes, definitely . . .