“fishy urine” (5/4/08)
Ew. Double ew.

“what comes out of pores when meth detox purple” (5/2/08)
Ew . . . sucks to be you . . .

“ladies piddling” (4/29/08)
It still is what it is!

“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08)
There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .

“why does black stuff come out of my pores in the sauna?” (4/8/08)
Ew . . . please . . . not here!

“stomach rupture fetish” (3/22/08)
Nothing, nothing, nothing surprises me . . .

“elliot spitzer shirtless” (3/11/08)
Ew! Why?

“my dick smells fishy” (3/6/08)
Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.

“cesarean pornography galleries” (3/2/08)
Please, please tell me you’re joking . . .

“jonathan schwartz wnyc mouth sounds wet” (3/1/08)
Does it get any better? Does it? I don’t know!