“story about a guy that crapped his pants in a restaurant” (7/6/09)
The Greatest Shart Story Ever Told is hard to beat: “With sweat pouring down his nervous face, he decided to clean up as much as possible, ditch his boxers and roll commando, and try to hide the shart stain for the remainder of the [...]
“is tilapia supposed to smell fishy” (5/31/09)
No, but TILAPIA EAT POOP!
“sniff foot party” (3/26/09)
Is it my Nancy Sinatra album? Is it the odor eaters in my desert boots?
“what happens after a failed uterine ablation” (12/2/08)
Golly . . . I don’t know, but it doesn’t sound good.
“sewage swimming sexual fetish” (10/5/08)
And, frankly, I don’t want to live in a world where this exists.
“pic of nathanhale haged” (9/24/08)
Set aside for the moment the idea that this is gruesome; you’re Googling, so no judgements here! But considering daguerreotypes weren’t invented until the 19th century, this might be a problem.
“i spit in peoples food” (8/26/08)
Nice. Assmunch.
“pen in ass” (6/7/08)
There are so many wonderful things human culture has given us, why stop there?
“bed bugs in dredlocks” (5/28/08)
. . . there’s your answer.
