“my dick smells fishy” (3/6/08)
Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.

“cesarean pornography galleries” (3/2/08)
Please, please tell me you’re joking . . .

“jonathan schwartz wnyc mouth sounds wet” (3/1/08)
Does it get any better? Does it? I don’t know!

“flushing tampons leak at the overflow pipe downstairs neighbor” (2/2/08)
Maybe suggest they try the DivaCup?

“dog fucking blogs” (2/2/08)
Three of the most annoying people combined into one: dog lovers, zoophiles and the self-obsessed.

“found filled condom as a threat in apartment nyc” (1/30/08)
Horrible. Horrible.

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)
But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

“staph infection and pickles” (1/25/08)
I really really wish you hadn’t said anything . . .

“grand central rats running everywhere at night restaurants” (1/19/08)

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.