Monday, May 5th, 2008
Thanks, Now I Will Have “Cystitis” Stuck In My Head All Day
“fishy urine” (5/4/08) Ew. Double ew.
Entries Tagged as 'Ew'
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
As The Great Howard Jones Once Sang, “Things Can Only Get Better”
“what comes out of pores when meth detox purple” (5/2/08) Ew . . . sucks to be you . . .
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Don’t Think You Can Get This By Me By Making It Sound Lacy And Victorian
“ladies piddling” (4/29/08) It still is what it is!
Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
Oh, Do The Fellas Down At Men’s Wearhouse Have Some Tales For You!
“crap your suit pants stories” (4/21/08) There seems to be a fetish in there somewhere . . .
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008
Wow, It’s Like Steam Cleaning Your Skin!
“why does black stuff come out of my pores in the sauna?” (4/8/08) Ew . . . please . . . not here!
Monday, March 24th, 2008
Someone Spent Too Much Time With Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life At A Young Age
“stomach rupture fetish” (3/22/08) Nothing, nothing, nothing surprises me . . .
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
How Should I Know? Ask “Kristen”!
“elliot spitzer shirtless” (3/11/08) Ew! Why?
Friday, March 7th, 2008
Maybe You Can Also Explain Why My Fish Smells Like Dick . . . Asshat
“my dick smells fishy” (3/6/08) Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.
Monday, March 3rd, 2008
Can’t DARPA Somehow Create A Red-Light District For The Web?
“cesarean pornography galleries” (3/2/08) Please, please tell me you’re joking . . .
Sunday, March 2nd, 2008
The American Spit Take
“jonathan schwartz wnyc mouth sounds wet” (3/1/08) Does it get any better? Does it? I don’t know!
