“flushing tampons leak at the overflow pipe downstairs neighbor” (2/2/08) Maybe suggest they try the DivaCup?

“dog fucking blogs” (2/2/08) Three of the most annoying people combined into one: dog lovers, zoophiles and the self-obsessed.

“found filled condom as a threat in apartment nyc” (1/30/08) Horrible. Horrible.

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08) But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

“staph infection and pickles” (1/25/08) I really really wish you hadn’t said anything . . .

“grand central rats running everywhere at night restaurants” (1/19/08)

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08) Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.

“how to get filthy in a mud bath while wearing your clothes socks and sneakers” (1/9/08) If you have to ask . . .

“masturbating flasher” (1/9/08) Go the fuck away.

“nyu fat porn” (1/8/08) Now what did I just say about that?