Entries Tagged as 'Ew'

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

What Was Wrong With The Mastiff We Sent Over?

“great danes fuckin their elderly female owners free videos photos only” (1/18/08)
Oh god. You’re horrible. And just so you know, truncating gerunds only makes it worse.

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

How Aunt Helen’s Calistoga Weekend Went Horribly Wrong

“how to get filthy in a mud bath while wearing your clothes socks and sneakers” (1/9/08)
If you have to ask . . .

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Creep

“masturbating flasher” (1/9/08)
Go the fuck away.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Two Things Most Decent People Don’t Associate With Each Other Are “Fat” And “Porn”

“nyu fat porn” (1/8/08)
Now what did I just say about that?

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Not As Horrible As They Make It Sound

“danish spunk” (1/8/08)
Believe it or not, we know of what they speak.