“puplic woman bathroom in subway station she shit fast” (3 times; 4/21/09)
Wouldn’t you do it quickly if you were in a subway station bathroom?

“what does the borough president do” (1/31/09)
[Insert tired joke here]

“ugss on austin street in forest hills” (11/30/08)
They’re worn there . . . and likely sold there.

“who invented work?” (11/22/08)
Pol Pot. Adolf Hitler. Benjamin Franklin.
Work has a thousand fathers.

the spat ended the way most fights with si girls do (8/1/08)
With a torn earlobe, I’m guessing?

“deborah solomon is obnoxious” (7/16/08)
Concur.

“who is they?” (5/31/08)
“They” are those who insinuate their they-ness in culture, politics and good taste; they are omnipotent arbiters of all there is to know; they oppress; we are oppressed by them; that is who “they” are.

“douche bags from ny” (5/21/08)
Let’s see . . . yup — the Mets played at Atlanta yesterday.