“big boobs in astoria ny” (4/21/09) . . . but Queens has charms of its own.

“how to find out if my neighbor is a pervert lacey township nj” (4/8/09) You want to see something funny? Googling “know your neighbors” (with or without quotes) takes you to the Family Watchdog website, a “national sex offender registry” not associated with the government.

“can you bake with flour for seder?” (4/6/09) You’re kidding, right? But since there are of course no stupid questions at SROTD, see here.

“fuck up peoples shit” (1/09/08) Yeah, I bet you think that’s real funny, tough guy. Why doncha come and show us whatchu got?

“how much does a nickel with a buffalo with its weiner showing cost” (1/8/09) . . . though to be fair, in my experience they’re frequently one in the same . . .

“what’s so good about a suspension bridge” (12/18/08) The cynicism of these people! Turning their backs on engineering even!