Well When You Put It That Way . . .

“i want really sexy which alcohal is very good” (3/17/11)

I thought we addressed this already . . . in fact, we did address this already! Only yesterday!

Staten Island May Be The Borough With The Biggest Balls Of Them All . . .

“big boobs in astoria ny” (4/21/09)

. . . but Queens has charms of its own.

Time Was, You’d Get To Know Your Neighbors And Simply Ask Them If They Were Perverts

“how to find out if my neighbor is a pervert lacey township nj” (4/8/09)

You want to see something funny? Googling “know your neighbors” (with or without quotes) takes you to the Family Watchdog website, a “national sex offender registry” not associated with the government.

Unless There’s Some Sort Of New “Ultra-Reform” Branch Of Judiasm I Don’t Know About . . .

“can you bake with flour for seder?” (4/6/09)

You’re kidding, right?

But since there are of course no stupid questions at SROTD, see here.

Kids These Days . . .

“fuck up peoples shit” (1/09/08)

Yeah, I bet you think that’s real funny, tough guy. Why doncha come and show us whatchu got?

The Only Thing Worse Than A Numismatist Is A Dirty, Filthy Numismatist

“how much does a nickel with a buffalo with its weiner showing cost” (1/8/09)

. . . though to be fair, in my experience they’re frequently one in the same . . .

Our Dumb Contrarian Decade

“what’s so good about a suspension bridge” (12/18/08)

The cynicism of these people! Turning their backs on engineering even!