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What People Are Really Searching For: Secret Spot Edition

Scott — Fri, 13 May 2011 11:43:21 +0000

secluded public restrooms in midtown manhattan (5/12/11)

coney island gay under the boardwalk (5/12/11)

what is the middle of a cheese soufle like (5/12/11)

Perhaps You’re Referring To The Unreleased Bob Dylan Album In Which The Troubadour Collaborates With Modern Pakstani Music Hero Ahmed Rushdi

Scott — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:30:27 +0000

“pakistan skyline” (3/23/11)

For Taslima, Whenever I May Find Her

Scott — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:21:14 +0000

“sexy bangladeshi girl in astoria queens new york” (3; 6/3/09)
“bangladeshi sexy girl in astoria queens new york” (6/3/09)

I’m sure she’s out there, my friend . . .

Two And A Half Actors . . .

Scott — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:06:39 +0000

“what is ramon estevez doing now?” (4/13/09)

Let’s see . . . I don’t think he’s a manager at Best Buy. Filmwise, looks like not much. Ramon, tell your agent to call us and fill us in and we’ll pass along the info.

Since Old Fashioneds Have Been Rehabilitated . . .

Scott — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:17:15 +0000

“drinks needed to know to bartend an older crowd” (3/23/09)

Two words for you: Wine. Spritzer.

Remind Me — Again — To Make Sure Thanksgiving Is At Our Place This Year

Scott — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 14:23:17 +0000

“is there a sack in the turkey you have to pull out?” (3/18/09)

Yes . . . now please find it!

In My Fantasy World, A Lazy Novelist Scours The Web For Colorful Details

Scott — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:45:19 +0000

“which school on staten island do italian girls go to?” (1/30/09)

But that’s probably not the case here.

A Joke So Easy, It’s Like Shooting . . . Oh, Nevermind

Scott — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 15:42:06 +0000

“how did dodos taste” (1/21/09)

PROBABLY LIKE CHICKEN!

OK, I’m done now.

Seriously though — apparently dodo meat tasted bad.

Is There Any Other Kind?

Scott — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 15:06:56 +0000

“ironic hipsters” (1/19/09)

Or do you mean people ironically acting like hipsters? I think my brain just collapsed in on itself.

In The Eternal Words Of Dennis Green, “They Are Who We Thought They Were”

Scott — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:00:24 +0000

“who is they?” (9/1/08)

On Labor Day, perhaps idling at the beach, iPhone in hand, we ask ourselves the tough existential questions . . .

Please, Turn Off The Computer, Put On Some Shoes And Take A Walk Somewhere Outside With The Rest Of Us Here In The Real World

Scott — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:50:42 +0000

“mermaid body an face under water in real life found in jamaica” (5/9/08)

You’re hallucinating, man!

A Sensational Pass!

Scott — Tue, 06 May 2008 13:56:40 +0000

“marv albert threesom with a guy?” (5/5/08)

Uh . . . I’m good, thanks. Maybe some other time.

The Existential Link That Saves You From Falling In The Drink

Scott — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 14:49:14 +0000

“what is the most important bridge” (4/9/08)

Whichever one you’re on!

Perhaps They Got Confused Because Passover Is Late This Year?

Scott — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:16:53 +0000

“gang initiation day easter 2008 time square” (3/25/08)

Did it not happen this year? Is the absence of news still news? Or did it still happen this year?

Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?

Scott — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:55:54 +0000

“cotton eyed joe meaning” (3/25/08)

For the answer, please return to the Tao Te Ching: “The more you go in search of an answer, the less you will understand.”

Actually, the real meaning is something along the lines of “Dance, Yobbo, Dance, For Mariano Will Close Out The Visiting Team After We Get Up To Bat.”

I Just Don’t Think The Department Of Labor Keeps This Data . . .

Scott — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:11:22 +0000

“statistics of people who spit in food” (3/18/08)

Nervous, aren’t we?

I can’t say for sure, as it’s not been established as firmly as the fact that the last five percent of a beverage is backwash, for example.

This Could Go In A Couple Different Directions

Scott — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:06:18 +0000

“what your crap says” (3/16/08)

It could be, you know, a “What’s Your Poo Telling You?” kind of thing.

Then again, maybe just they’re accusing you of thinking your shit don’t stink . . .

Watch Out, Jerry “Tark the Shark” Tarkanian Is Back In The Game!

Scott — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:57:24 +0000

“what percent oy people are over 7 feet tall” (3/13/08)

Good question. Try here first. Not sure where else to look.

Pile On, Pile On

Scott — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:45:08 +0000

“did eliot spizter ever wear a dress years ago” (3/11/08)

Obviously! Especially if he was bedding trannies.

An Electroneroticist?

Scott — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:38:11 +0000

“what a person is called if they ave a sexual fetish for electronics” (2/29/08)

How about just David Pogue?