“brooklyn halls rooms for wedding receptions in brooklyn new york city for under $700 dollars that do not require catering” (2/28/08)
How long are you willing to drive? Philadelphia? Some even say it’s the sixth borough . . .
“sexual crotch” (2/23/08)
Which is different than the other kind of crotch, usually associated with decidedly unsexy topics such as “groin pulls”.
“can a dog be electrocuted by urinating on a metal light post” (2/7/08)
Only if ConEd fucks up . . .
“what was the percent of italians in the population of staten island before and after the verrazano narrows bridge” (2/7/08)
The theory doesn’t hold, racist — quit googling.
“world trade center transportation hub designed by santiago calatrava do you think this monument represents the events that occurred on 9/11? why or why not? is this what you envisioned to be placed at ground zero? what did you or could you envision if this is not the piece?” (1/30/08)
“i want a suggardaddie” (1/30/08)
I hear you. The world hears you.
“real whore houses in queens” (1/20/08)
You know, not like those false facade ones like in the Westerns . . .
“where are you adrian” (1/18/08)
I don’t know — I seem to have misplaced my Adrian locator . . .
“growing chest hair quickly” (1/12/08)
Rogaine?
“hipster beard” (1/12/08)
“Hipster”-anything is awful, but “hipster beard” is becoming a daily search referrer annoyance that must stop.
