Entries Tagged as 'If You Have To Ask . . .'

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Time Was, You Had To Do Some Legwork . . .

“happy ending massages in brooklyn” (5/13/08)
. . . but in this day and age in which anything and everything can be accessed from an iPhone, people have gotten lazy.

Monday, May 5th, 2008

As Gas Prices Go Through The Roof . . .

“is it possible to walk the east side of manhattan?” (5/4/08)
Thanks to sidewalks, generously provided by the city, this is in fact possible.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

Sometimes It’s Painfully Obvious Why People Ask What They Ask

“what word and structure you ask customer relations to a job as waiter” (5/2/08)
Then again, communication skills are not absolutely necessary. What’s more important is that you’re, first and foremost, hot.

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

You’re Kidding, Right?

“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)
If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Management Is Doing Things Right; Leadership Is Doing The Right Things

“how to lead a passover seder” (4/7/08)
Oh, man — if you don’t know by know . . .

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

One Martini On The Rock, Coming Right Up!

“how to make martini on the rock” (4/1/08)
Not difficult. First, fill a cocktail shaker with ice — easy. Then, a little trickier, anywhere from a splash of dry vermouth to a 1:8 ratio of vermouth and gin or, if you prefer, vodka. If vodka, feel free to shake vigorously. If gin, you should really stir [...]

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?

“cotton eyed joe meaning” (3/25/08)
For the answer, please return to the Tao Te Ching: “The more you go in search of an answer, the less you will understand.”
Actually, the real meaning is something along the lines of “Dance, Yobbo, Dance, For Mariano Will Close Out The Visiting Team After We Get Up To Bat.”

Monday, March 24th, 2008

In Other Words, “Be Hot”

“how to get a waiter server position without experience” (3/22/08)
Easy . . . lie. Or “embellish” your resume (ask Senator Clinton about that.)

Monday, March 24th, 2008

You Waited Until Acceptance Letters Went Out To Figure That Out?

“is nyu an ivy league college” (3/22/08)
Not to worry, I think it’s safely in the realm of “Ivy League or Similar” . . .

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Oh Yeah, Just Turn Right Onto The Cross-Bronx And Follow It 200 Miles Until You Reach Something That Says “New Haven,” Then . . .

“is times square in manhattan” (3/18/08)
Indeed, it is. Now which one do you think is the money card?