“what are the great creation of god?” (11/23/09) The Grand Canyon, Spanks and all-beef hot dogs — take your pick.

“how to get from lga to queens” (11/19/09) “why do they call the thrigs neck bridge the thrigs” (11/19/09) Since LaGuardia Airport is already in Queens, and since they call the Throgs Neck Bridge the Throgs Neck Bridge . . . but to answer your question, it looks like somebody along the way had a [...]

“i’m an artistic hipster college grad should i move to williamsburg or montreal?” (3/26/09) Magic 8-Ball says “Outlook not so good.”

“what is a loud bridge and tunnel chick?” (1/31/09) . . . you know it when you see it.

“how can talk a waiter with his customer in english” (1/30/09) As long as you get our take-out order right, we don’t really have to talk at all . . .

“how hot are baruch university girls” (1/22/09) Duh — all the CUNYs have smokin’ babes . . .

“why i can’t win lotto?” (1/20/09) OK, the simple answer is because you are not only a chump and a sucker but also a loser and everyone knows that only winners get anywhere with lotto.

“what does it mean if he buys expensive bottle of wine on first date” (1/14/09) It generally means that he can afford an expensive bottle of wine. Either that or he’s a pretentious dolt. Or that he wants sex. It’s probably the sex. It usually is.

“do mermaids really exist” (1/13/09) No, but if you play your cards right, I know a hot manatee you can probably make it with.

“what temperature should i take turkey out” (11/23/08) Read Joy of Cooking, go easy on the breast, remember that the internal temperature will rise 5 to 10 degrees after it comes out of the over.