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The Big Questions

Scott — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:40:12 +0000

“what are the great creation of god?” (11/23/09)

The Grand Canyon, Spanks and all-beef hot dogs — take your pick.

There Are No Stupid Questions, Only Easy Answers

Scott — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:43:23 +0000

“how to get from lga to queens” (11/19/09)

“why do they call the thrigs neck bridge the thrigs” (11/19/09)

Since LaGuardia Airport is already in Queens, and since they call the Throgs Neck Bridge the Throgs Neck Bridge . . . but to answer your question, it looks like somebody along the way had a lisp.

What Win Butler Hath Wrought

Scott — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:44 +0000

“i’m an artistic hipster college grad should i move to williamsburg or montreal?” (3/26/09)

Magic 8-Ball says “Outlook not so good.”

Like Justice Stewart’s Definition Of Obscenity . . .

Scott — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:54:11 +0000

“what is a loud bridge and tunnel chick?” (1/31/09)

. . . you know it when you see it.

Props For Trying!

Scott — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:47:59 +0000

“how can talk a waiter with his customer in english” (1/30/09)

As long as you get our take-out order right, we don’t really have to talk at all . . .

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, Go Straight For The MBAs Studying Taxation

Scott — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:30:10 +0000

“how hot are baruch university girls” (1/22/09)

Duh — all the CUNYs have smokin’ babes . . .

Do You Want The Simple Answer Or The Long One?

Scott — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:11:31 +0000

“why i can’t win lotto?” (1/20/09)

OK, the simple answer is because you are not only a chump and a sucker but also a loser and everyone knows that only winners get anywhere with lotto.

Are We Talking Kendall Jackson Reserve Or A 1982 Chateau Lafite?

Scott — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:29:39 +0000

“what does it mean if he buys expensive bottle of wine on first date” (1/14/09)

It generally means that he can afford an expensive bottle of wine. Either that or he’s a pretentious dolt.

Or that he wants sex.

It’s probably the sex. It usually is.

We Can Hope, Can’t We?

Scott — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:19:44 +0000

“do mermaids really exist” (1/13/09)

No, but if you play your cards right, I know a hot manatee you can probably make it with.

For The Love Of Pete, Don’t Overcook My Turkey!

Scott — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:11:28 +0000

“what temperature should i take turkey out” (11/23/08)

Read Joy of Cooking, go easy on the breast, remember that the internal temperature will rise 5 to 10 degrees after it comes out of the over.