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Um, Deliciousness!

Scott — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 14:30:41 +0000

“what happens when you mix thickened cream and eggs together?” (7/14/11)

No, They’ll Shake Your Hand And Thank You . . .

Scott — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 11:51:29 +0000

“will live lobsters snap at you when you take the rubber bands off” (4/6/11)

Do We Have To? Because I’d Rather Not If That’s OK . . .

Scott — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 11:50:30 +0000

“bunnies kissing” (4/6/11)

The Big Questions

Scott — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:40:12 +0000

“what are the great creation of god?” (11/23/09)

The Grand Canyon, Spanks and all-beef hot dogs — take your pick.

There Are No Stupid Questions, Only Easy Answers

Scott — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:43:23 +0000

“how to get from lga to queens” (11/19/09)

“why do they call the thrigs neck bridge the thrigs” (11/19/09)

Since LaGuardia Airport is already in Queens, and since they call the Throgs Neck Bridge the Throgs Neck Bridge . . . but to answer your question, it looks like somebody along the way had a lisp.

What Win Butler Hath Wrought

Scott — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:45:44 +0000

“i’m an artistic hipster college grad should i move to williamsburg or montreal?” (3/26/09)

Magic 8-Ball says “Outlook not so good.”

Like Justice Stewart’s Definition Of Obscenity . . .

Scott — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:54:11 +0000

“what is a loud bridge and tunnel chick?” (1/31/09)

. . . you know it when you see it.

Props For Trying!

Scott — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 15:47:59 +0000

“how can talk a waiter with his customer in english” (1/30/09)

As long as you get our take-out order right, we don’t really have to talk at all . . .

Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, Go Straight For The MBAs Studying Taxation

Scott — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:30:10 +0000

“how hot are baruch university girls” (1/22/09)

Duh — all the CUNYs have smokin’ babes . . .

Do You Want The Simple Answer Or The Long One?

Scott — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:11:31 +0000

“why i can’t win lotto?” (1/20/09)

OK, the simple answer is because you are not only a chump and a sucker but also a loser and everyone knows that only winners get anywhere with lotto.

Are We Talking Kendall Jackson Reserve Or A 1982 Chateau Lafite?

Scott — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:29:39 +0000

“what does it mean if he buys expensive bottle of wine on first date” (1/14/09)

It generally means that he can afford an expensive bottle of wine. Either that or he’s a pretentious dolt.

Or that he wants sex.

It’s probably the sex. It usually is.

We Can Hope, Can’t We?

Scott — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:19:44 +0000

“do mermaids really exist” (1/13/09)

No, but if you play your cards right, I know a hot manatee you can probably make it with.

For The Love Of Pete, Don’t Overcook My Turkey!

Scott — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:11:28 +0000

“what temperature should i take turkey out” (11/23/08)

Read Joy of Cooking, go easy on the breast, remember that the internal temperature will rise 5 to 10 degrees after it comes out of the over.

Isn’t It A Little Premature For That?

Scott — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:06:16 +0000

“when should i throw out my turkey?” (11/23/08)

I usually throw mine out when it repeatedly ignores curfew, or if I find that it has stolen my jewelry to buy meth.

Please, Sir, Stop Hitting On The Help

Scott — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:07:48 +0000

“how to nail the bartender interview” (11/16/08)

Not gonna happen, dude; quit fantasizing . . .

Learning Curve: Steep

Scott — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:12:47 +0000

“i’m opening a restaurant and need to know what percentages to use for tip out” (10/15/08)

Next time please add the address so I know not to eat there for, I don’t know, at least six years.

Remind Me To Suggest Takeout Next Time I Come Over For Dinner

Scott — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:48:32 +0000

“raw chicken smells fishy is it good?” (7/23/08)

Yes, that’s exactly how it should smell.

Trust Me, It’s Not As Easy As It Looks

Scott — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:26:45 +0000

“where would be a good place to ask a boy for a blowjob” (7/16/08)

Definitely not Riyadh, I can say that much. Also, I’m not sure they really appreciate being approached with such a request in, say, the right field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. And although things have changed in recent years, it’s still not yet considered appropriate to inquire about oral sex in playgrounds or arcades. My suggestion is to start small — think the bathroom in the library at your local university, or perhaps the train station on a Sunday morning — then work up from there.

6 Train To Astor Place, Walk East One Block

Scott — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:55:38 +0000

“how do i get to st marks place in the village?” (6/26/08)

Welcome, seasonal visitors!

Googling From The Loading Dock

Scott — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:16:54 +0000

“how many chickens fit on a tractor trailer” (6/25/08)

I don’t know — are we talking free-range levels or clown-car levels?