“can i park at a no standing on a fire zone ?” (4/30/08)
If you want a $115 ticket (with an additional $15 New York State Criminal Justice surcharge) then sure, go right ahead!

“how to lead a passover seder” (4/7/08)
Oh, man — if you don’t know by know . . .

“how to make martini on the rock” (4/1/08)
Not difficult. First, fill a cocktail shaker with ice — easy. Then, a little trickier, anywhere from a splash of dry vermouth to a 1:8 ratio of vermouth and gin or, if you prefer, vodka. If vodka, feel free to shake vigorously. If gin, you should really stir [...]

“cotton eyed joe meaning” (3/25/08)
For the answer, please return to the Tao Te Ching: “The more you go in search of an answer, the less you will understand.”
Actually, the real meaning is something along the lines of “Dance, Yobbo, Dance, For Mariano Will Close Out The Visiting Team After We Get Up To Bat.”

“how to get a waiter server position without experience” (3/22/08)
Easy . . . lie. Or “embellish” your resume (ask Senator Clinton about that.)

“is nyu an ivy league college” (3/22/08)
Not to worry, I think it’s safely in the realm of “Ivy League or Similar” . . .

“is times square in manhattan” (3/18/08)
Indeed, it is. Now which one do you think is the money card?

“why pickled eggs don’t go bad?” (3/17/08)
Vinegar, acetic acid, kills microbes, etc., etc., vinegar is very versatile, blah, blah, Nigella Lawson ate 30 of them on a bet.

“do tasty cakes have an expiration date” (2/28/08)
No, that’s the point of the “K” . . .

“what can be given to a dog who passes such a horrible gas odor?” (2/24/08)
You mean besides rat poison?