“do tasty cakes have an expiration date” (2/28/08)
No, that’s the point of the “K” . . .

“what can be given to a dog who passes such a horrible gas odor?” (2/24/08)
You mean besides rat poison?

“how many calories in chicken gyro from truck in nyc” (2/21/08)
Don’t ask . . .

“are the contributions to i35 bridge victims tax deductible” (2/8/08)
And here you thought that Americans weren’t the most charitable people in the world . . .

“why is it that a cat that accidentally falls from the top of a 50 story building hits a safety net below no faster than if it fell from the 20th story” (2/6/08)
Still, please don’t try it.

“how do you walk over the queensborough bridge?” (2/6/08)
One step at a time . . .

“is bobby knight gay?” (2/5/08)
Don’t think so. He’s twice married with two sons. Maybe the bright red sweater fooled you?

“is it wrong to take items from a restaurant table?” (2/4/08)
No, not at all — after all, it’s not like you’re stealing or anything. And while we’re at it, if you decide you don’t like your meal, feel free to walk out without paying.

“how long do you blend a pina colada” (2/4/08)
Uh, until it’s mixed?

“why do people play poker?” (2/2/08)
The hats and sunglasses. Definitely.