“how long do you blend a pina colada” (2/4/08)
Uh, until it’s mixed?

“why do people play poker?” (2/2/08)
The hats and sunglasses. Definitely.

“catchy names for a male parakeet” (1/31/08)
“Tweety” not good enough for you? “Keeter Sutherland”?

“what is weird sweet smell on my husband” (1/28/08)
Lady . . .

“how much is 250 square feet?” (1/23/08)
Um, about 250 square feet?

“peacock feather attraction arbitrary or iconic” (1/22/08)
Iconic! Please, Fool!

“how can you get to connecticut from staten island by train?” (1/22/08)
How do we put this? Unless you expand your definition of “train” to include “ferry” or “bus,” you can’t.
That said, if you board the ferry at St. George, close your eyes, click your heels and hum “choo-choo” under your breath, you can disembark — [...]

“how can i restart my career after a felony” (1/21/08)
Trust me, it’s not easy. But if you run into trouble, you can always try Philadelphia . . .

“find female street prostitutes in new york near times square” (1/18/08)
Sadly, I’m afraid those days are long gone . . .

“caddy shack lesbian club park slope nyc” (1/17/08)
I think you mean Cattyshack, as in . . . never mind.