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Sadly, I’m afraid those days are long gone . . .

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I think you mean Cattyshack, as in . . . never mind.

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You mean you somehow have something better to do?

Do you A) seal the door frame and open the windows; B) leave the building; or C) go over to the laptop, load up a search page and check to see how much time you have? Try “C”:
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Probably less time [...]

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