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Not on our watch, you won’t. Fascist.

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Oh, of course, the Jew Man:
The thing that was interesting about shopping for sneakers in the Bronx during my teen years was that we used to take the train all the way from the tip of the North East section of the Bronx to Simpson St. and Freeman St. [...]

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And for added effectiveness, why not try the special ed kids first?

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Stay the hell away from my ying yang!

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. . . the bad news is you have to cut your hair . . . all of it.

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. . . just asking for a friend, that is.

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Ugh. Keep your thoughts to yourself.

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Please, please tell me you’re joking . . .

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Look, this is the second time I’ve seen this one and I just want you to know that I’m not happy about it . . .