“sex short stay hotel downtown manhattan” (1/30/08)
Do those even exist there anymore?

“cumming inside a woman after promising to pullout” (1/29/08)
But the real question is how he got in there in the first place . . .

“dont tell your therapist you smoke pot” (1/28/08)
I know, because the sneaky bastard always goes behind your back and rats you out to your wife!

“how long do strip clubs save surveillance tapes?” (1/25/08)
Wouldn’t your wife/girlfriend like to know?

“merril lynch guy pooped on bonus” (1/24/08)
Shouldn’t he feel lucky he still has a job?
But here’s the deal — it wasn’t poop; it was shit.

“cory lidle jokes” (1/15/08)
God, you’re horrible. But since you asked, there are some.