More Trouble In 2009

“where to buy exploding dye packs” (12/16/08)

Banks gearing up for an increase in robberies . . .

At Least The Mallomar People Didn’t Pull A Dannon* . . .

“did mallomars get smaller?” (11/16/08)

Seems so. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.

*It’s one thing to make your packaging smaller but quite another to brag about “an exciting new package” . . . grrr!

In Dire Economic Times, Web Users Go Straight For The Porn

“14 year old boys in jim with bulges in pants stories” (9/17/08)

But where is “jim”?

Times Were So Tough That People Were Trying To Redeem Every Little Thing Of Value, No Matter What The Cost

“moving out of ny and want refund for unused metrocard” (6/1/08)

I don’t know — try Craig’s List? Ebay?

On Being A Ridiculous Cheapskate And The Consequences Thereof

“when tipping in a restaurant does one include the cost of the bottle of wine?” (5/28/08)

“is 15% tip average to give a waiter for his services” (5/28/08)

All of which leads to:

“how much earn waiter in usa (5/28/08)

Answer: Not much if you consider what the top two douchebags are asking.

How’s That Film Tax Credit Working For You?

“nyc condom toronto” (2/17/08)