“www.fuck latke.pk” (4/13/09)
I don’t know what it means, and it could go in a lot of different directions that I’m not sure I want it to go, but you’ve got my attention . . .

“glenn lowry or glenn d lowry or glenn david lowry tishman speyer or jerry speyer or jerry i speyer or denis severis” (1/26/09)
Lowry and Speyer are linked through MoMA (Lowry is the museum’s director and Speyer is the chairman of the museum’s board), but who is Denis Severis?

“joel klein and wnet celebration 2006″ (1/26/09)
In my Walter Mitty-like fantasy world, I uncover clues in the search referrer logs. Like, Is there something we should know about what Joel Klein said during a WNET PBS “Celebration of Teaching and Learning” video back in 2006?
But more likely, it’s probably nothing . . .

“news of rapers in brooklyn” (12/15/08)
Maybe try the Brooklyn Raper, er, I mean, Brooklyn Paper?

“what point does going under a bridge become going through a tunnel” (12/2/08)
Good one.