Best Case, You’re On Acid

“masturbating forest” (3/12/11)

But honestly, I don’t want to think about the worst case . . .

Why Is It That No One Ever Conceives Of Manhattan As Hopelessly Isolated?

“is queens bridge and tunnel” (3/12/11)

The First Two Words I Understand But The Last One’s Something Different

“www.fuck latke.pk” (4/13/09)

I don’t know what it means, and it could go in a lot of different directions that I’m not sure I want it to go, but you’ve got my attention . . .

Another Scoop?

“glenn lowry or glenn d lowry or glenn david lowry tishman speyer or jerry speyer or jerry i speyer or denis severis” (1/26/09)

Lowry and Speyer are linked through MoMA (Lowry is the museum’s director and Speyer is the chairman of the museum’s board), but who is Denis Severis?

Weiner Oppo-Research Machine In Action?

“joel klein and wnet celebration 2006″ (1/26/09)

In my Walter Mitty-like fantasy world, I uncover clues in the search referrer logs. Like, Is there something we should know about what Joel Klein said during a WNET PBS “Celebration of Teaching and Learning” video back in 2006?

But more likely, it’s probably nothing . . .

That’s One Way To Put It

“news of rapers in brooklyn” (12/15/08)

Maybe try the Brooklyn Raper, er, I mean, Brooklyn Paper?

Philosophical Question Of The Day

“what point does going under a bridge become going through a tunnel” (12/2/08)

Good one.