Friday, May 29th, 2009
It Depends . . .
“is giving a tip to a waiter a sin” (5/28/09)
. . . when it’s “just the tip,” then yes. Otherwise, feel free to tip away.
“is giving a tip to a waiter a sin” (5/28/09)
. . . when it’s “just the tip,” then yes. Otherwise, feel free to tip away.
“we both have fucked up pasts lyrics” (4/24/09)
But unless you go for “Thong Song” most people won’t listen to the lyrics, so choose at your heart’s content.
“is it ok to have a passover seder by yourself” (4/6/09)
Yes, but how do you hide the afikomen?
(This makes me want to cry . . .)
“the upper class has become the new middle class and the middle class has become the new lower class were does the proverty come in all this?” (1/9/08)
That’s a very good question. One I can’t answer in these perilous times . . .
“randy levine nose” (1/7/09)
No really. Is Randy Levine’s strange or something? You’re making me feel self-conscious.
“why were the pilgrims unable to catch any fish?” (11/22/08)
I think they were all loaded on beer.
“crotch festival” (7/21/08)
Festival promoters note:
The Crotch Festival is a four-day, multi-stage camping festival held on a beautiful 700-acre farm in Manchester, Tennessee every June. CF 2008 brings together some of the best crotches in the country, along with dozens of crotches in complementary styles such as jazz, Americana, hip-hop, electronica, and just about any contemporary [...]
“staten island nasty people” (6/11/08)
“staten island douche bags” (6/11/08)
“staten island gutter cleaning” (6/11/08)
What’s going on in Staten Island?
“who are terry malloy’s parents?” (5/14/08)
OK, OK, here goes: Mother is a ticket agent, specializing in one-way travel Palooka-ville; father — country doctor.