“who are terry malloy’s parents?” (5/14/08)
OK, OK, here goes: Mother is a ticket agent, specializing in one-way travel Palooka-ville; father — country doctor.

“significado de shoot the freak!” (4/27/08)
¿Qué quiere decir? Es genial!

“what are takeru kobayashi’s bowel movements like?” (3/25/08)
Good question! We can only speculate . . .

“why is george buliga so annoying?” (3/12/08)
And if I knew who that was, I might be able to help you.

“did eliot spizter ever wear a dress years ago” (3/11/08)
Obviously! Especially if he was bedding trannies.

“masturbating while parked in your own car and charged for lewdness is considerd what degree of misdeameanor if found guilty” (3/11/08)
. . . just asking for a friend, that is.

“derogatory name for the williamsburg bridge” (3/8/08)
“That piece of shit old bridge”? Or maybe you were thinking of something else?

“what bridge is closest to staten island?” (3/4/08)
How close do you want to get? Maybe rephrase the question and get back to us?

“what percentage of people are fat admirers” (2/24/08)
Methodological note: This group of Americans does not overlap with Oprah fans.

“bull penis -forum -tube -forums -blogs -india -blog -china -pakistan -singapure -ebay -amazon -sex -xxx -bse -usa -dollar -dollars” (2/23/08)
So by eliminating all the other terms, what did he finally find? (I’ve eaten bull penis once — it was horrible — though I suppose, to be fair, it could have been the preparation.)