Entries Tagged as 'Not Sure What To Tell You'

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

What — You Want Backstory, Too?

“who are terry malloy’s parents?” (5/14/08)
OK, OK, here goes: Mother is a ticket agent, specializing in one-way travel Palooka-ville; father — country doctor.

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Disparar El Freak . . .

“significado de shoot the freak!” (4/27/08)
¿Qué quiere decir? Es genial!

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

One Thing You May Or May Not Have Known Is That He Follows The Nathan’s Contest With An Impromptu Psyllium Seed Husk Showdown

“what are takeru kobayashi’s bowel movements like?” (3/25/08)
Good question! We can only speculate . . .

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Is It His Relative Anonymity?

“why is george buliga so annoying?” (3/12/08)
And if I knew who that was, I might be able to help you.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Pile On, Pile On

“did eliot spizter ever wear a dress years ago” (3/11/08)
Obviously! Especially if he was bedding trannies.

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Just Asking . . .

“masturbating while parked in your own car and charged for lewdness is considerd what degree of misdeameanor if found guilty” (3/11/08)
. . . just asking for a friend, that is.

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Don’t Say That To The Bridge — It May Cry

“derogatory name for the williamsburg bridge” (3/8/08)
“That piece of shit old bridge”? Or maybe you were thinking of something else?

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

On The Existential Nature Of Close Bridges . . .

“what bridge is closest to staten island?” (3/4/08)
How close do you want to get? Maybe rephrase the question and get back to us?

Monday, February 25th, 2008

And This On A Day When Michael Moore Loses Out To A Holocaust Film

“what percentage of people are fat admirers” (2/24/08)
Methodological note: This group of Americans does not overlap with Oprah fans.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

Have We Really Gotten To The Point Where It Is Nearly Impossible To Google “Bull Penis” Without Attracting Unwanted Attention?

“bull penis -forum -tube -forums -blogs -india -blog -china -pakistan -singapure -ebay -amazon -sex -xxx -bse -usa -dollar -dollars” (2/23/08)
So by eliminating all the other terms, what did he finally find? (I’ve eaten bull penis once — it was horrible — though I suppose, to be fair, it could have been the preparation.)