“significado de shoot the freak!” (4/27/08) ¿Qué quiere decir? Es genial!

“what are takeru kobayashi’s bowel movements like?” (3/25/08) Good question! We can only speculate . . .

“why is george buliga so annoying?” (3/12/08) And if I knew who that was, I might be able to help you.

“did eliot spizter ever wear a dress years ago” (3/11/08) Obviously! Especially if he was bedding trannies.

“masturbating while parked in your own car and charged for lewdness is considerd what degree of misdeameanor if found guilty” (3/11/08) . . . just asking for a friend, that is.

“derogatory name for the williamsburg bridge” (3/8/08) “That piece of shit old bridge”? Or maybe you were thinking of something else?

“what bridge is closest to staten island?” (3/4/08) How close do you want to get? Maybe rephrase the question and get back to us?

“what percentage of people are fat admirers” (2/24/08) Methodological note: This group of Americans does not overlap with Oprah fans.

“bull penis -forum -tube -forums -blogs -india -blog -china -pakistan -singapure -ebay -amazon -sex -xxx -bse -usa -dollar -dollars” (2/23/08) So by eliminating all the other terms, what did he finally find? (I’ve eaten bull penis once — it was horrible — though I suppose, to be fair, it could have been the preparation.)

“how to get noxious smells from plastic rimmed reading glasses??” (2/19/08) I’m sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not just the desperation of the dual question marks that makes me feel this way . . .