“bull penis -forum -tube -forums -blogs -india -blog -china -pakistan -singapure -ebay -amazon -sex -xxx -bse -usa -dollar -dollars” (2/23/08)
So by eliminating all the other terms, what did he finally find? (I’ve eaten bull penis once — it was horrible — though I suppose, to be fair, it could have been the preparation.)
“how to get noxious smells from plastic rimmed reading glasses??” (2/19/08)
I’m sympathetic to your plight, and it’s not just the desperation of the dual question marks that makes me feel this way . . .
“how do you find the tip for a waiter?” (2/7/08)
Dig deep with those grubby little fingers in your lint-filled pocket, cheapskate.
“flushing tampons leak at the overflow pipe downstairs neighbor” (2/2/08)
Maybe suggest they try the DivaCup?
“rhodesian ridgeback swallowed my underwear” (2/1/08)
Slightly less believable than the dog eating your homework . . .
“famous doed hairball technology slide” (2/1/08)
But really that’s just a guess . . .
“how is east williamsburg?” (1/31/08)
She’s doing very well, thank you.
“he told me that his class voted to take a pair of shoes and a jacket from the richest kid in the class and give them to the poorest kid” (1/29/08)
It’s called “redistributing wealth.” Got a problem with that, fat cat?
“what is weird sweet smell on my husband” (1/28/08)
Lady . . .
“sexual innuendos for peoples’ names” (1/27/08)
Or something along the lines of “Mike Hunt” or “Anita Blowjob”?
