“sexual innuendos for peoples’ names” (1/27/08)
Or something along the lines of “Mike Hunt” or “Anita Blowjob”?

“dangers of honking in a tunnel” (1/20/08)
There are none; besides, it sounds awesome!

“young russian nubiles” (1/16/08)
Another seemingly daily occurrence. Man, am I regretting referencing that Stranglers’ song.

“coop board vs pied de terre” (1/12/08)
Easy. The co-op board wins every time. Pied-à-terres are, you know, a little too, you know — French.

“happy ending massages in utica ny” (1/9/08)
I know Utica is a big beer town. Not sure about the other though.